Here's a woke solution for Americans trapped in Afghanistan: buy a painting by Hunter Biden. That, minus a substantial commission, would allow for a still significant payment to the Taliban, and thus free an American.
Matters
could be speeded up if Joe, the rest of his family, and the members of his
Cabinet could temporarily be made students of Hunter and thus learn to paint as
well as he does. They, in turn, could have students of their own, which would
increase paintings output by a further multiple.
Soon canvases
would appear signed by such notables as “Student of Jen Psaki,” “Student of General
Mark Milley.” In short order, sufficient funds might be raised to free all the
Americans and all their Afghan allies as well.
Of
course, such an arrangement would bear no resemblance to the United States of
old, when Pres. Jefferson refused to pay tribute to the Barbary Pirates and,
instead, defeated them in war.
But Jefferson
has been discredited, because he owned slaves, the intellectual foundations of which institution
he totally destroyed in The Declaration of Independence.
He’s been
discredited by Marxists/Socialists/Communists, whose entire philosophy and program
rest on slavery, which they plan to impose now, today, in the present-day
world, as soon as they take power.
Such
people have virtually no standing to discredit anyone. They themselves are at
the bottom of the rungs of hell.
